[Filtered to CHRYSOTHEMIS & ELECTRA]Since you both excel in self-absorption and revel in it, I do not expect either of you to pay any attention, but I must insist you stop shunning our sister so openly. If not for her sake, then in spite of Clytemnestra. I cannot claim to have any real brotherly inclinations towards Iphigenia--I don't know her--but ( Read more... )

Hephaestus, if I could take a moment of your time, I would be obliged.

Hermione, I'm afraid we were spotted.

My Assistant Manager doesn't understand why I'm laughing. It gets more entertaining every time he mentions polygamy.

I can't keep a straight face while my PA defends my fidelity by shoving that one photograph of you in his face, and Pierce will hang up if I put him on hold one more time.

After a two hour lesson from my PA (who is altogether far too affable, making it impossible to stop her harassing me) on Polaroid cameras and how to use them, I decided to invest in one. I'd be more comfortable if she'd burn the one of me smiling, however. Stubborn creature. And yes, it's coming to dinner. Then I'm coming after you, Electra. Father ( Read more... )

[Filter: Hermione & Tisamenus]

Chrysothemis--as you've probably already seen--has decided we should all go out for dinner. Including, well, everyone except the obvious. I, for one, would be obliged surprisingly if the consensus was along the lines of 'yes'. It is unlikely she'll take a refusal well. She'll just give me that smile and I don't like ( Read more... )

It astounds me how my managers seem to believe that getting drunk on their lunch hour is acceptable. Not to mention brawling in the lobby. I was especially amused by the way the security guards stood and did nothing until I made an appearance--at which point they promptly begin clearing their throats ( Read more... )

After speaking with the principal at Trinity (son, if anybody asks, Osten Kimball is your brother) I have come to the conclusion that she is stupid, unfit to run the establishment and couldn't conduct a business negotiation if her life depended on it. So investing in helping build a new wing for the school wasn't exactly difficult--in fact, father ( Read more... )

[FILTER--HERMIONE]
Hermione, I
I thought that maybe
You know how to throw a
... My jaw sort of hur

I got another--well, it seemed appropriate to get another set of keys. To the apartment--my apartment, that is, and... Well, if you--if you wanted to, Hermione, I thought maybe--maybe you would want them? ... There is a keychain--it's rather plain ( Read more... )